Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout