What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

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What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.