What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music?

Rock 'n' Roll

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.