Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.