Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by
He's never Reddit.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
A flat white.
A receding hare line.
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
Because it's harder to pick up.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
The fastest way to get across a river.
Wade
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
Well the flag is a big plus!
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
You stay here, I'll go on a head