Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Takashawa.
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because of his ground thyme.
Finding out the chef is bald.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A: She's the one on her bike.
With Starbucks!
Because white girls cant even
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
He invested in beanstocks!
Invest a billion.