One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It needs more space.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
A criminal record.
No pressure
To get all their stuff back.
Their criminal record.
Because he reached terminal velocity.
Because they were under-ground.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
To get to the other side.
One.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
A: U.K.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Because of all the *ripostes*
A C3POpian
An astronaut.
A. Their criminal record