Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.