Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!