Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"