Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.