Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.