Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.