What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec