Different Box Jokes

Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!