Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.