What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips