What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race