What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff