What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Houston, I have a problem."

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.