What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia