Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.