Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.