Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!