Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.