WITNESS ME!"
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
You let it sink in.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
He got off on a technicality
Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!
Max
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
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