What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"