Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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I'll get you next slime!

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How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.