Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Janet Reno Jokes More Janet Reno Jokes

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.