Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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A bus driver.
A stand up driver.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
His nose is wet.
Dog:
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
They both get ditched in the park
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.