Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!