Black Market Jokes

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!