Annie Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!