Annie Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

You might also enjoy:

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !