Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...