Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

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What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.