Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.