Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.