Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.