Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth