Vice President Jokes

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House