Vice President Jokes

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

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No ms te!

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

45th Jokes More 45th Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.