Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.