Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "