Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.