Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D