Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Badum Tsss Jokes More Badum Tsss Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.