Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .