Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz