What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.