Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Getting sleighed.

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He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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Because 7 8 9

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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OC A parka, son.

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Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.