Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.