Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

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One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

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Anne Boleyn's.

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The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

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I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

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Four-tified

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Moth Ball Jokes More Moth Ball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos