What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!