Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Previous Random Joke Next
Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Plastic Surgeon Jokes More Plastic Surgeon Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley