Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Plastic Surgeon Jokes More Plastic Surgeon Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.