He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
I've never had a Walnut on my chest..
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
She always ran away from the ball
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
Breast implants.