What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!