What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience