Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks