What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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English Jokes More English Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".