Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.