What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor