Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.