What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What takes up 12 parking spaces?

Six women drivers.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.