110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

people who give 110%

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

How do introverts feel within society?

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.