American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!