Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!"

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

You might also enjoy:

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

Flunk Jokes More Flunk Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even