Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Musical Jokes More Musical Jokes

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth