Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Musical Jokes More Musical Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?