Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

2b Jokes More 2b Jokes

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.