Baby Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

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So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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We don't talk about it...

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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Six weeks old !

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

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