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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

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Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes More Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.