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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

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Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.