Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What did the Native American do after culinary school?

He became a Souix chef.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.