Bad Haircut Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Good Haircut Jokes More Good Haircut Jokes

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"